After much debate, we here at The Simon Corporation have decided to venture into the crazy, mixed up world of wearable devices. On a completely unrelated note, I have been reading too much Lovecraft. Here's Crothulhu:

His name is Dale. He enjoys crackers, shiny things, and being an impossible horror. 

He's a swell guy. I want to put him on a shirt:

To get it onto a shirt, I plan on going through an awesome shirt site called Design By Humans. I figure I've ordered enough stuff from them, I might as well try to contribute. That's where you come in. 

To get a shirt on Design By Humans, it has to be voted in by the community. I.e. I submit the design, and if it gets approved, it goes online where you vote on it. If it gets enough votes and positive feedback, it gets slapped on some shirts and becomes commercially available. 

So when I submit it and IF it gets approved, then I need a bunch of votes from Viewers Like You and Crothulhu will officially be a shirt. 

I plan on making the submission shortly. I'll make a quick post on here, Facebook, and Twitter when I do. Then if it gets approved, I'm going to need you and everyone you know to vote for it. I'll let you know if/when voting becomes available.