Kaboom

So, by this time, all the Letterbombs should be out and mostly received. We here at The Simon Corporation want to state just how proud we are with this stage of the Benefactor Initiative. We've even got quite a few lovely emails and letters from our satisfied customers! Like Grant Nelson from Dyersville, Iowa. Here's what he had to say:

"Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed. Mate. Feed."

Wow, it sounds like you're really enjoying your Benefactor Grant! Here's a message from Sharron Browning, a mother of 3 and life-long resident of Ely, Nevada:

"My flesh for the queen. My blood for the queen. My life for the queen. The hive is the flesh. The queen is the heart. Kill for the hive. Mate for the hive. Feed for the hive. Die for the hive."

We can't express how happy we are that you're enjoying your Benefactor so much Sharron. Here's one more from Albert Pittman in Meriden, Connecticut:

"ALL WEAK FLESH MUST ASSIMILATE OR PERISH! RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR!"

Wow, sounds exciting Albert!

We'd love share all of the heartwarming messages we've received, but we simply don't have enough time. It has been brought to our understanding that, due to an error in the mailing department, a very small amount of you may have received art prints and the latest issue of Wayward instead of the intended Parasitic Benefactor. We'd apologize for the mix-up, but it appears you seem to be happy with your packages, so...even Stevens?

My current round of classes are coming to a close, which should free up a bit of time until they start over again. I have a few things in the works, so expect another update/announcement soon.

-danger!