Im locked in a trunk.

Posting from my phone, so no time for the usual banter. Nicole graduated from college today, so you all should contact her via your preferred mediums and send her some much deserved props. Or don't. See if I care, dick. She now has a bachelor in Criminal Justice, with a minor in Kicking Ass and Taking Names. I, on the other hand, remain a futureless loser that plays video games and draws too much.