A random collection of disjointed headnoise

Anyone who watched SNL back in the 90's when the show seemed to be infested with every funny Canadian ever might remember a running skit they did called "Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy". This is something like that, but far less entertaining.


-With Silent Hill Homecoming, Dead Space, and Portal: Still Alive completed, I have begun to focus my full attention once more on Wayward 3. Dead Space is fucking amazing, by the way.

-One of the hardest parts of working on Wayward, or any of my projects that I take seriously for that matter, is trying to ignore that voice that screams at me, put the gun in your mouth, and DO IT DO IT DO IT everytime I pause from drawing, look at my progress with a critical eye, and realize that my artistic endeavors will always be terrible. While I usually rely on NyQuil and Pop Rocks to drown it out, I've recently discovered the zen-like joy of 12 oz. Mouse, a somewhat-successful cartoon on Adult Swim that is so fucking terrible that it makes me actually appreciate my efforts.

-Speaking of Adult Swim and terrible shows, Tim and Eric Awesome Show is pure fucking shit. The fact that this show has any audience whatsoever makes me hate the world even more. Fuck you Tim and Eric. Fuck you and die.

-Penny Arcade Presents: From the Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness part 2 drops this Wednesday, effectively taking more time away from me drawing Wayward 3 and hating myself.

-I should be getting the proof for Wayward 2 from the printers any day now. I am the only person not happy about this.

-I am so looking forward to the end of this presidential election as it should hopefully signal an end to the pure concentrated stupid that has become it. I don't even care who wins anymore, so long as both humans and the press shut the fuck up after it's over.

-Gears of War 2 and Left 4 Dead drop real soon. I will never get anything done.

-I am really wanting to get a PS3 now. Solely for LittleBigPlanet and Resistance 2. I have developed a bizzare obsession with LittleBigPlanet. If anyone out there wants to try to find a pattern or trend in my gaming intrests and priorities, best of luck because I can't seem to grasp it myself.

-It's getting colder. Fuck.

-I tend to go through music moods. I'll go for a long time wanting to listen to only hardcore. Then I'll only want to listen to electro. Then alternative. Then punk. Etc. I believe everyone does this. I have been listening to nothing but ska - every single day - for the past month or so. I have no interest in hearing anything else and I fear it won't go away.

-In an exercise in futility, as well as an attempt to live to see my 27th birthday and/or the inevitable robot apocalypse, I have begun taking vitamins: a major changeup to my strict, nothing-but-caffeine-and-nicotene diet. I have also been vomiting blood every hour on the hour recently. I have a sneaking suspicion that the two may be related.

-Launching a new website is now on my list of things to do that will never get done in a timely manner, if at all.

-Much love and many, many thanks to Indio; an amazing artist who was kind enough to take time out of his being-awesome-24/7 schedule to give a n00b like me some painting tips.

-Planning on vomiting up another chapter of SPACEDOOM: A Johnny Explosion Adventure hopefully this week. Here's a teaser - it involves awesome. And doom.

-Ashley Todd is still a fat, racebaiting cunt.